Removed by mod
Intended method: three phase fight where the PC must break a magic shield before I get off a spell (DPS check). Breaking the shield releases a shockwave which either needs to be dodged or cancelled by an optional item (magic earmuffs). Failure to break the shield fails the fight, sends them to the room before (fuck you watch the whole cutscenes again)
Pacifist method: compliment me a couple of times and I won’t know what to do with myself. I teleport away, leaving the key
Attack at dawn.
Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.
Subtly undermine my self-confidence.
Takes away my coffee
Probably shooting the chips from cutting a log with a chainsaw at my face. That’s gotten be at some point painful and extremely annoying.
Cheese.
Either the edible kind or the repetitive-bullshit-but-it-works kind.
Steady, unrelenting emotional abuse.
Laugh at me and say I’m stupid.
I’m gonna say donuts
Crouton Cannon
Glade PluginsThey’d probably handle me the same way as the fish boss in Earthworm Jim. Just one smack to the face and I’m done. That’s all it takes.
Wait out my timer or go around me.
Whistle any 70s rock song melody
fff fff fff ffffff ffffff, fff fff fff ff-ff-fffff
See you, me, and Julio down by the schoolyard
“Is this the real life, is this just fantasy”
oh no, im taking too much damage here