Except the retard didn’t just burn his house down, he burned thousands of people’s houses down in such a way that nobody could ever live there again, and came very close to burning down the whole continent in the same way.

(I’m still in favour of spicy rock steam)

Yeah but you get it all 1000 times faster and mum can still use the phone at the same time

The left half

Please add Fishing Barents sea to your megasim please. My Sjarken needs to sell its pollock in your fish market simulator

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Leave the bottle…

On the 7th day he was arrested (he knows what he did)

I am a lazy pirate

Which beige box will turn me into a femboy?

Yo Imma need Attice’s digits, and a bag of sestertii

What are they hiding from us?!

😬

Figuratively me

Cave divers looking at bugs all day:

• Keeps demons away

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

If you reach an Arby’s, you’ve gone the wrong way, crawl back into the wilderness, it’s safer there.