Send them a bill for “website toner”
Send them a bill for “website toner”
You obfuscate your code with random dead ends and weird variable names.
I obfuscate my code just by writing normally because I haven’t learned how to write properly.
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We are not the same
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Legs blown off? You’re a tank gunner now!
You guys can read?
That is fucked, but I think workers of all ages can be exploited. In my case, working a few different jobs from age 13 to 15 alerted me early to the exploitative behaviour of employers, and I’ve been very diligent in asserting my federal, state, and contractual rights in employment ever since, and to help and insist that co-workers do too.
In fact, I think this lesson is best learned by child workers, because at that age, the value of the lesson is high, and the potential stakes of asserting ones rights are low, EG as a child, if the child is sacked for asserting their rights, they only lose their pocket money. As an adult out in the wild, this could mean risking their income which pays for rent, family, bills, and other critical expenses.
“Im sorry but we aren’t accepting applications for the position of President at this time.”
“Oh, okay. Can I leave my resume?”
“No.”
“Oh. Okay.”
He was expecting the politicians to flee and go into exile. Then he would just walk in and assume command in absence of a leader.
It gets super awkward when they just hang around and be like “No thank you.”
Then you either have to commit to killing some folks and potentially sparking an insurgency or civil war, or stand down.
I didnt ask and I dont care.
You’re right. Hey lemmy, lets all accommodate this one guys specific likes and dislikes so he doesn’t get his lil feels hurt!
My wife wants to know your location
How the hell is “average price” useful?
Thats like buying potatoes and pork chops and saying the average price is $875. Technically true but practically useless.
I spilled some on my pug and he turned into a greyhound.
Be careful she doesn’t OD on anti-ageing serums and turn into a baby. It would be seriously annoying being married to a baby.
Get off lemmy and start bailing water!
Steve Wallis on the left
Make it fade out after 5pm friday and fade back in on monday at 9am.
Charge them extra for working outside of business hours