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minus-squareTechnus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-24 months agoYou can apply this same logic to basically all of chemistry: H: explosive, the main ingredient in stars O: literally the reason fire is a thing, causes rust and kills cells via free radicals H2O: I’m so wet, UwU
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoBut we all know there’s nothing more dangerous than dihydrogen monoxide.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoNot nearly as much so as oxidane
minus-square👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoIts an ideal solvent
minus-squareDudewitbow@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months ago100% of corpses are found with traces of this deadly forever chemical. its the secret big brother doesn’t want you to know about.
minus-squareRolivers@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoEveryone who has come in contact with that stuff will die.
minus-squareundergroundoverground@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoIts also an industrial solvent and its used by nuclear reactors!
minus-square10_0@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoYeah the government needs to step in to stop the harvesting on dihydrogen monoxide
minus-squareIndiBrony@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoWeek they’re doing a good job of that in the UK at the moment. They’re mixing it with all sorts of chemicals to… make it safe? 👀
minus-squareTIMMAY@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agothis trope is never not funny to me lol
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoI haven’t died yet That is an unproven hypothesis
You can apply this same logic to basically all of chemistry:
H: explosive, the main ingredient in stars
O: literally the reason fire is a thing, causes rust and kills cells via free radicals
H2O: I’m so wet, UwU
But we all know there’s nothing more dangerous than dihydrogen monoxide.
Not nearly as much so as oxidane
Its an ideal solvent
100% of corpses are found with traces of this deadly forever chemical. its the secret big brother doesn’t want you to know about.
Everyone who has come in contact with that stuff will die.
Its also an industrial solvent and its used by nuclear reactors!
Yeah the government needs to step in to stop the harvesting on dihydrogen monoxide
Week they’re doing a good job of that in the UK at the moment. They’re mixing it with all sorts of chemicals to… make it safe? 👀
this trope is never not funny to me lol
I haven’t died yet
That is an unproven hypothesis