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minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoWhat if I want to gain two inches?
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoHow do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
minus-squareFQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoYour endeavours are stored in the balls.
minus-squareSenseless@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoThen you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
minus-squareAngryishHumanoid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agoIf you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
minus-squareWugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoThat sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 months agojust have one funnel cake… eating contest.
What if I want to gain two inches?
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How do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
Your endeavours are stored in the balls.
Then you can call me. I’ll give you two inches.
If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
That sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone — eventually.
What if I don’t have to inches?
just have one funnel cake… eating contest.