• agentshags@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    One of the first things I did when my gf and I started dating was buy her one, so that when I finally got comfortable enough to drop dueces at her place I wouldn’t be up shit creek without a plunger

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    • cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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      3 months ago

      How’d you even start that conversation?

      “We’ve been together for a month now and I think it’s getting serious. Maybe it’s time for us to take the next step, let’s go get you a plunger 🪠”

  • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    I actually think about plungers quite a bit. If I notice someone has a sink plunger instead of a toilet plunger, I immediately and forever judge the shit out of them.

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      3 months ago

      I don’t see how that’s relevant to a plunger… are you plunging the ass off your checks after you shit??

  • 10_0@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    Bro when it skids all the time you need a toilet cleaner all the time

  • erp@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    The figure is somewhere above 0%, but certainly not zero. For example, haven’t you seen the crap blaster 9000 infomercial at 2AM on a Tuesday? You connect that bad boy to a fire hydrant (vendor liability disclaimed), pull the turbo-diesel engine rip cord, and wear a full body bio-hazard suit with air supply (suggested). Not for use with some sets. Batteries not included.

    Ahh, sweet memories; sometimes they overflow.

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    3 months ago

    You only make this mistake once, hopefully. The first night I moved into my new place, many years ago was a bad night. My stuff didn’t show up yet. It was getting delivered in a few days. I didn’t even take a big dump. It just clogged up. I had to get an emergency plunger and since that move I make sure there is one close by during moves.