Now he’s crashing his bicycle. Fuck me. That road rash isn’t even disinfected, its fucking raw! Hey, hey listen. Carry on cycling like that and I am DONE. slams table WEAR A FUCKING HELMET!
!fuckcars@lemmy.world ready to use this as ammunition
Yes, Trump is dumb shit, everybody knows; this isn’t influencing the election at all, the morons who vote for Trump will still vote for Trump.
Fucker could be dead and the idiots would still vote for him, his death was a deep state conspiracy.
Heads up, you replied to the wrong thread (I assume)
Nah, bots will be bots
Happy coik day…
Warning warning people might find this video he posted himself to his own. Social media distressing.
Pull the other one it’s got fucking bells on it.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Warning: This article contains images that some people may find distressingChef Gordon Ramsay has described feeling shaken after a “really bad” cycling accident in the US.In a video posted to his social media, he lifted his chef’s whites to show substantial purple bruising on his torso for which he required hospital treatment.
Addressing the message to “all the dads out there” ahead of Father’s Day on Sunday, the star of Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares and Hell’s Kitchen stressed the importance of wearing a helmet.
“I don’t care how short the journey is,” he said, adding that the guidance becomes even more important when it comes to cycling with children - “they’ve got to wear a helmet”.
"I want to wish you all a happy Father’s Day, but please, please, please wear a helmet.
"On his Instagram, he also shared a before and after photograph showing substantial damage to his helmet.
The chef said the accident took place earlier this week in Connecticut.The 57-year-old thanked the state’s Lawrence and Memorial Hospital’s trauma surgeons and nurses who looked after him.He clarified that he did not “break any bones or suffer any major injuries” but was “a bit bruised up looking like a purple potato”.
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I can’t tell if his helmet saved his life or if he wasn’t wearing a helmet. The way he avoids directly saying a helmet saved his life in the video while pushing the importance of wearing one makes me believe he wasn’t wearing his at the time and came very close to making his last omelette.
Pretty sure he says (and the article quotes him)
“I want to wish you all a happy Father’s Day, but please, please, please wear a helmet. If I didn’t, honestly, I wouldn’t be here now.”
Holy nuts that bruise is a beaut! https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/1536/cpsprodpb/1a06/live/a42086d0-2b5e-11ef-bdc5-41d7421c2adf.png.webp
Damn. That’s a new unlock right there.
Feels weird calling that a bruise, even though that’s what is
Like, they should have a different name for it when it’s that brutal holy shit
Pretty sure they do. Something like hematoma or something.
He was wearing one. Later in the BBC article it mentions him posting pictures of his ruined helmet on
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Ah, yes. The totally relevant story about a celebrity bicycle accident in World News…