Child labor.
Oh, wait…
Our leaders fighting in the wars they start.
You wanted it… go fucking get it cowards.
Imagine a king fighting his own battle, wouldn’t that be a sight…
they should also sport appropriate codpieces to match their raging egos
Hell yeah! Modern leaders are fucking cowards. Don’t start a war if you’re not going to fight in it yourself!
Public stockade.
Scaphism, but specifically for corrupt politicians.
Fucking castles, duh
I just really like walking around eating giant turkey legs.
This has never been forbidden.
Tavern wenches of course
Kings, plagues, private armies (more late medieval and renaissance, but you get the idea), career military with hi-tech weapons tearing apart barely armed peasants. Idk, OP, seems like we got almost everything covered
Owning land without any taxes or anything.
Im pro taxes but hey, when in Rome…
What are you talking about? Land taxes were one of, if not the, most important tax group in medieval times.
Really? When did it start cause during all my history classes I didn’t hear about it.
I thought taxes were introduced at a certain point, not that they’ve been here since the dark ages.
Do you have anything I can read up on about this?
Gotta love how you got downvoted for simply asking questions!
For shame, Lemmy. For shame!
They had taxes 5000 years ago in ancient Egypt, and probably before that as well.
Grain or labor, but one way or another you gotta pay the state your taxes!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feudalism
Broadly defined, it was a way of structuring society around relationships derived from the holding of land in exchange for service or labour.
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Hand to hand combat
Weird ass slices in public parks everybody has to garden in. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-field_system
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?
Yes
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Just take 1, they’re pre-sliced for your convenience.
Catapults, just to irritate the trebuchet people.
As I understand it, the thicker it’s technically a catapult, I think you are trying to undermine it by referring to the lowly mangonel which is certainly inferior.
If my Age of Empires knowledge serves, you can just crank out a pantload of mangonels and start blasting before the trebuchets have time to set up and reduce your town to rubble
Did you just insult the superior siege weapon?
A vast patchwork of incredibly different lifeways that you can flee to whenever then taxman and his goons come round.
That’s not cool man…
They said medieval, that is way too late.
I dunno, that was invented to make beheadings more humane…let’s go back to an axe.
Bacchanalia
