Jesus was magic. When you can pull fish and bread out of your ass then we can talk about giving other peoples hard work away for free.

Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, Jesus gave thanks and broke them. Then he gave them to the disciples, and the disciples gave them to the people. They all ate and were satisfied, and the disciples picked up twelve baskets full of broken pieces that were left over. The number of those who ate was about five thousand men, besides women and children.

Moisened bints lobbing schimtars at people is no method of governance and neither is magicians pulling food out of a hat.

Wankers.