• Laereht@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I promise I’ll never say that jd vance violated a couch in a fit of reckless lust ever again.

    • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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      3 months ago

      Has anyone spoken with the couch? Maybe it’s a willing participant in this sexual deviancy. I’m serious, is it even sex if someone uses a latex glove to ejaculate a couch? Do you think he had a name for the couch or was it just a spur of the moment thing? I’m starting to see your point… It was very likely unwanted behavior. Couches are not normally fucked with a latex glove covered cock. It was violated.

      I’m not saying JD Vance fucked a couch but if he did it might have been something more serious than is being discussed.

    • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      For some reason I’m reminded of that quote in Altered States: “Sex is a mystical experience for you. You carry on like a flagellant which can be very nice, but l sometimes wonder if it’s me that’s being made love to. I feel like I’m being harpooned by some raging monk in the act of receiving God.”