• memfree@lemmy.ml
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    3 months ago

    Look, I don’t know if JD Vance had sex with a couch. I don’t even know if JD Vance had sex with couch cushions. But yes, I’ve heard that JD Vance did not WRITE that he had sex with a couch in his book. I don’t know if JD Vance wrote he had sex with a couch somewhere else, though.

    John Oliver called Vance’s staff to ask and they hung up on Oliver, which was reported as ‘not a “no”’, so I had been thinking, ‘ya know? maybe that JD Vance guy really is a couchfucker, who knows?’ But here you’re saying he’s denied it? Or partially denied it? Well I don’t know what to think now, but I guess it is safer to presume JD Vance having sex with a couch is probably more legend than fact. Certainly, JD Vance having sex with a couch isn’t something you’d want to discuss in polite society or political debate because we’ve no proof and a possible denial.

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      3 months ago

      I want to take a moment to talk about the idiocy of hanging up on Jon Oliver.

      If Jon Oliver calls you to ask a question, you need to answer. Hanging up on Jon Oliver asking if you’ve fucked a couch makes me think you actually have fucked a couch.

      Before, I was in it for the memes, but that really does make me think he’s fucked a couch.

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      3 months ago

      I love how repeating that JD Vance is a couch fucker over and over, makes it that much more likely that it’ll be picked up by AI search, and repeated as fact. Especially in articles like this.