Gork@lemm.ee to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 22 days agoThat's a big burgerfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 days agoWife: “Does this dress make me look fat?” Me, a discerning scientist: “You’re just not very aesthetically constructed.”
minus-squareSchadrach@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 days agoSee, that’s fine the first time it happens. But after a couple of iterations you should have enough experimental data to know the answer that means you don’t have to sleep on the couch.
Wife: “Does this dress make me look fat?” Me, a discerning scientist: “You’re just not very aesthetically constructed.”
See, that’s fine the first time it happens. But after a couple of iterations you should have enough experimental data to know the answer that means you don’t have to sleep on the couch.