Def dont ask about where her parents are or if she or they need any help or whatever. Is free underage mermaid if found on beach.
/s
Is that DiCaprio?
There was a hilarious info chart that showed he left each of his couple at exactly 26 iirc
Haha I never knew that. What a dick
That’s hilarious
That is a graph and a half, holy shit
Yes
Haha, we sure do love our quirky Grandpa, haha!
Someone fill me in?
Leo splits with his girlfriends a year after they’re allowed to rent cars at non-insane rates, as it is written in the Book of Avis.
Okay I thought it was gonna be about him dating teenagers since Ariel was sixteen in this movie
16 is under 26
This person numbers
No. I’ll prove you wrong:
16
26
(16 above 26)Checkmate.
I don’t remember that in my copy of The Anhkana…
Ah, you must have picked up the Budget version by accident. Common mistake.
Hail Avis! We try harder.
So hard, it Hertz.
He keeps breaking up when girls reach 26
Did he do it again?
Yes just recently broke up with a girlfriend that turned 16 and now dating a 19 year old.
Turned 16? Seems slightly illegal
Sorry fixed the mistake. It was 26.
Maybe he moved to Germany 💀
Ariel has her voice? What’d she trade for legs in this universe?
She’s colourblind now. Can’t see red flags.
Lmao savage
Sense of smell.