SagXD@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"hexbear.netimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1image"It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"hexbear.netSagXD@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square57fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoBut farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole. …Right?
minus-squareWalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWhat does pee holes have to do with it. It’s just about relaxing the muscles in the area that were holding the farts and pee so the farts come out too.
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI said that I’d be very concerned if I pissed and farts started coming out instead. Like, I went to pee but farts came out of my urethra.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoUrethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor
minus-squareMossy Feathers (She/They)@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoImagine if poop came out.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoNo, I don’t think I will
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoWhat am I supposed to say, “Doctor, I pee carbonated.”
But farts aren’t supposed to come out of your pee hole.
…Right?
What does pee holes have to do with it. It’s just about relaxing the muscles in the area that were holding the farts and pee so the farts come out too.
I said that I’d be very concerned if I pissed and farts started coming out instead. Like, I went to pee but farts came out of my urethra.
Not with that attitude.
Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor
Imagine if poop came out.
No, I don’t think I will
What am I supposed to say, “Doctor, I pee carbonated.”