Wait until he takes off his power belt.
Sleeping on top of your Snorlax? 10000IQ
Sleeping with your Vaporeon: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-EWMgB26bmU
Why is the internet so fucked up?
Because it’s made of people
Somebody has to educate the younger generations!
Well, that’s gonna fuck with my recommendations…
Watched muted. Message still received.
Hey, I’ve seen this manga.
Machoke me daddy uwu
Machoke Meowth
no
No way. They’d be so cuddly.
I will admit I had dreams of curling up on a Snorlax’s belly for a nap.
I saw someone have a Snorlax bed on IG. I think they got the inspiration from the Totoro bed.
Society isn’t my fault
Awall of muscle feels good cuddling?
Yes.
Yes.
Mr Mime.
Dreamy
Alright, let’s get this over with:
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Gardevoir
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Lopunny
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Primarina
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Salazzle
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Goodra
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…Ditto
Umm why isn’t Gloom on the top of this list?
You forgot Vaporeon.
Gardevoir
Sleeping with your Gardevoir: Fine, normal, cool.
Sleeping with your Ralts:
There’s no laws against pokemon Chris
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that’s living the dream
Sleeping with your Vaporeon: Oh god…
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokemon companionship Vaporeon is the most huggable Pokemon?
…or was that Flareon?
If you want your dick burnt like a piece overcooked bacon, then yes. Would be hot tho
so i herd u liek mudkipz…
Even better with Machamp. Extra arms for extra cuddles.
no homo before bed and you’re good to go
machoke made me a furry, no lie.
but it’s not…
you know what, nevermind.
well, a scalie, to be exact.
No one’s calling them scalies, Herald. No one. They’re just furries.
