Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?
Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?
Top down, then beard for last to seal in the flavor.
I always start with my hair first, dry my back and upper body, then my legs. But then I keep a second towel for intimate areas, because why would you want to wipe your face with the same towel you wipe your ass with?
Wash your ass better.
This, if my ass isn’t clean enough for me to use the same towel, how could I ask anyone to go anywhere near it
I just shake the water off like a dog.
It’s good twerking practice, too!
Top to bottom-ish. But I consistently use one side of the towel for my face, and the other side for my junk. I know it doesn’t matter as I have cleaned up everywhere anyway, but I like to keep it separated anyway.
But do you track the face and junk sides across showers?
The tag or label on the towel.
Yup! There’s that thing you can hang the towel from, I consider that side “up”.
I deviced this system as a child, I have honestly never stopped to think about whether it’s reasonable or not.
big towel for lower body, small towel for upper body. big towel gets wrapped around hip after drying. but the order is correct
Using a single sheet towel.
B, A, using one whole side of the towel. Then fold it in half with the dry side out. Shoulders/begin C3, C4, C1, finish C3/C2, D2, D1, E1, E2, F, all with one side of the towel. Then flip it and use the dry outer side to do a quick pass in the same order.
I just sit around in my bathrobe until I’m dry enough to put on clothes.
I dry my croch and ass first so I can get that fresh whiff when the towel goes to my face.
A,B,C,D,E, and F. I use the tag of the towel to determined the use of my towel. Tag always goes bottom right and that means my feet always go there to dry. Divide my towel to 4-5 sections and always use the same spot of the towel for the same parts.
I’m bald
I just try to befriend the water and it vanishes.
I start with grit 60, working up to 120, then a 600 for the smoothest finish, then a once over with a buffing pad for a shine that really glows. Always top to bottom.
Pfft. No wet sanding with 1000, 2000, 4000, 8000. Amateur.
Just move the towel around randomly until Im halfway dry. Doesnt matter if there is some water left, it will dry soon enough.
I just have a human sized Dyson air blade. As I step out of the shower, hurricane force winds blow all the water back into it.
The human car wash method
That actually sounds glorious, especially if it makes a ding-a-ling copter on your way out.
I dry from head to toe. I use two towel, one just for my hair because I have long-ass hair and by the time I’m done drying it, the towel is usually pretty damp so I have another for my body.
https://xkcd.com/37/ oh wow, I need some mind-bleach now.
(A, 1/2 B, C1-4, 1/2 D2, E1) then (1/2 B, E2, F) finally (D1, 1/2 D2)
I put on my hooded terry cloth bathrobe that simultaneously dries hair, head, neck, torso and legs above the knees. Wipe face, lower legs and feet. Remove robe and dry genitals and butt crack.
