Dew Dogs are the bomb. For some fucking reason my mom never buys me the baja blast ones. Whenever I invite a girl into my mom’s basement for an Arch Linux playdate (which doesn’t happen that often for some reason), it always gets ruined because the best I have are Dew Dogs original.
I don’t how how women know all I have are the original flavor because they usually make an excuse to leave 0.2 seconds after showing them my cumsock collection.
/s (I forgot where I was going with this)
Maybe see if you can convince your mom to get you some of these new flavors?
And don’t forget to Do the Dew Relish™!
Four dogmen?
Horsedogs?I grew up with blue ketchup on the shelves at the market. There are bagels that come in rainbow color. Ever heard of Lester’s Fixins? They’ll sell you soda thar tastes of buffalo wings. I come from a reality where nothing is off the table.
And then some joker comes along and makes up fake shit that doesn’t even raise my eyebrows… I believed this was real with no reservations. How’s that supposed to make me feel?
Proud to be an American! 😎🇺🇲🦅
Where at least I know I’m free 🎵
Unless you’re poor, or black or gay, or trans or disabled or need healthcare-
Thank you so much, I felt like I was being made fun of for a minute there.
You come across like Morty after a couple of seasons of adventures with Rick, just used to/not surprised by the unfamiliar shit that’s out there. Like, apathetic to it. I’m honestly in awe of your go with the flow attitude. Also, green ketchup is far superior to blue.
It’s a problem. I’ve consumed so much Dan Harmon content that his writing voice has crept in. At this point I’m what you get if Jeff Winger didn’t work out or do speeches.
And that’s the winger garuntee
The Freedom Frank is War, Hallowiener is Death, Mtn Dew is Pestilence and Baja Blast is Famine.
Whimsical, colorful tubes of mashed eyelids and pussy lips!
Switch the top two, and get a fairly accurate political compass.
It’d be so easy to make veg dogs look like this. Literally just put different veg in it, boom, different colors.
But no, gotta dye the tube of pig buttholes.
This is why Americans are the only people not allowed to make fun of British food.
I counter with American Chili, Barbeque, and Corn Bread. I would give you Maryland Crab but I’m busy eating it.
MD crabs are soooooo good. I’ve eaten a dozen every Friday all summer.
Right? I moved away a while ago but now every time I’m back I’m getting crab.
There’s British food now?
Since food is just what you eat, anything can be food even though it is utterly disgusting
“Look your honor. The human body is just food. I should not be found guilty for eating someone unless you know wink wink nudge nudge”.
British TV leads me to believe their diet is entirely doner kebobs, indian food, fried fish, and the most expertly crafted baked goods an oven in a tent can produce.
That Baja Blast one provoked a physical gag reflex in me.
Have you tried Sweet Lightning? It’s a KFC exclusive flavor that hasn’t escaped containment the way Baja Blast escaped Tace Bell.
I have not, but I can’t remember the last time I was in a KFC. Is it any good?
I like it, but I like most Mtn. Dew flavors.
Definitely inspired by peach tea, if that helps.
I really want to try it.
So original flavor dew dogs are ok?
I think it’s physiological response to that teal color in food. There are lots of green foods that are ok to eat, so the immediate revulsion wasn’t as strong.
But yeah, that Baja Blast teal is something you only see in nature on mold.
We all know what to do with a blue wiener!
Seek medical attention?
The beauty of capitalism
Horsemen pronounced like hors d’oeurve
Capitalism breeds innovation
is this real?
No, it’s the same image photoshopped four times
My god. An actual regular photoshop in the year of our lord 2024 🥲
Not gonna lie, this image actually had me completely fooled.
It is really good
