Bonus flavors!
Need a bag of apples with a Mountain Dew Gushing Granny label.
Contains no artificial ingredients…except for the artificial ingredients. Heheh.
I thought it was shampoo at first and was thinking “you know what, not such an awful idea” hah
No, that would be silly.
Mountain Dew flavored condoms with the catchphrase “Do the Dew!”
cancer in many colours and flavors
They’re all fake, just in case anyone’s wondering.
The fact that you felt compelled to post this, says a lot.
I thought that biscuit flavoured cola was probably fake as well, but then I saw a discarded can of it yesterday
They relish in the idea.
hey
Now Dew lube. Hello Baja Blast!!
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Am I hungry or am I horny?? Is there a meal deal option?
It is what plants crave.
230 calories per bottle
The serving size is BOTTLE?!
