Is this a character alignment chart
Bilbo
Frodo just finished - Gandalf is building up - Gimli’s G-spot just got discovered
Legolas pulled a muscle - Aragon passed out - Denethor is in post orgasm
Théoden is having a heart attack - Pippen is losing their virginity - Bilbo is about to start
Nah, Denethor gave a pent-up troll a blowjob.
Whichever lucky girl Denethor was going down on.
Eats them like cherry tomatoes
Cursed upvote
Having or receiving?
Yes
Denethor, the bean licking champion of Gondor.
Fuck me, I’m saving that. If this was a discord, this would be pinned to the fucking fridge so fast
where was Gondor when the Westfold swelled?
Friendly fire
Actually the fire comes next iirc
Load of the Rings?
Sauron
This is the strangest political compass meme I’ve seen in a while.
Can’t. Stop. Laughing. Lololololilllololklollolloloplolopoklloklklolkoololollooolololollhelpicantbreatheloolololllolollloo
Denethor into them showers
He DEVOURED that juicy fruit.
2x2 or 3x2 (rXc) They seem to be genuinely enjoying the moment.
Really 2x2 though. Being held, and by him, in the moment would be transcendent.
Don’t know about best, but Ents have the longest.
Don’t be hasty
Maybe one day, they’ll find the Entwives and get back to doing that
A: Not the woman.