Why is the scream guy wearing fantasy leather armour?
No kink shaming on my Christian servertm
Always lift with a fast, twisting motion to get all those vackert muscles to engage.
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Don’t put pressure on your knees, that’s unhealthy, put it on your upper leg muscles
Make that squat DEEP
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I’m having flashbacks: Wazup
This is amateur advice. You can’t lift with your knees for a bulky and squishy item like a body if it’s in front of you. If you attempt this, you’ll notice that your knees get in the way and you need to reach out a lot and can’t lift as a result. Body isn’t like gym weights on a perfectly nice to grab steel bar.
If you don’t actually have to lift at all, just drag it. And if you do, use a fireman’s carry which is designed for carrying unconscious hoomans.
Or involve two people but, depending on your circumstances, this might introduce other complications.
use a fireman’s carry
But then I’m going to get even more blood on me?
It doesn’t matter you have to trash your clothes anyway …
Wrap it up first.
The middle ages are long past, people won’t look at you weirdly if you wash yourself more than once a year. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just cut it up into smaller more managable pieces.