Calm down, it’s just a joke from Porky’s.
Have you been screwing around corners?
He should send it to StezStixFix.
Sissy people use that wimpy bidet but I use a pressure washer.
No spirits! Only people.
I only wipe my butt with sandpaper.
THIS is piracy. Along with all the other personal data selling.
But before Merica’s Deadliest School Shootings
Wait, I have to say over even if the sentence ends with the word over?
For the record, I don’t wanna hang out with you when this is over.
Did he talk about 88 of something after he said 14 eggs?
What about the ending of the movie version of The Mist? 😢
He really loves Brokeback Mountain, but would be pissed about “forced diversity” if they remade it with one of the lead characters black.
Hit are delicious cookies, though. MUCH better than Oreos.
Same in Slovene. Morski jež - sea hedgehog
WHOAH! Are you sure you’re allowed to use that word?
A fap session.