• banazir@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    1 month ago

    The male lion then killed the cubs so the female lions would go in to heat. Nature is majestic.

      • sebsch@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
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        1 month ago

        Male: let put me my thorny penis into your vulva and bite into your neck so you can’t move and I can keep my thong in for a while.

      • BruceTwarzen@lemm.eeEnglish
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        1 month ago

        I once watched a youtube video where a guy with a super hot tinder profile would chat with random girls and he could say whatever vile shit and they would all be like: aww, but you’re so hot tho.

        I murdered your child.

        So wanna hang out some time?

        I ate him.

        Raaawr ;)