I usually just cherry pick the data that makes me happy. Works every time.
It’s missing the last two panels where he pulls out a knife and carves up the data
That’s how you get your paper published. Find the stat with the happiest (see, statistically relevant) outcome, publish based solely on that.
Jokes on you, I was testing my null hypothesis
But is it DATA or DATA?
The first one
Data should move to a country that lacks the phonemes to properly pronounce your name (looking at you Spanish and your piddly 5 vowel sounds). You end up just answering to anything that sounds similar.
just happened to me today, still recovering
I’ll take a no any day over an " I dunno,maybe, probably not, your methods might have been totally backwards and there’s not enough funding to ever do this again the right way." that’s often what data seems to whisper to me.
My personal favourite is “are you sure that’s in the design specs?”
Incorrect, the smile should be beaming in the last panel. One small step for mankind and all that jazz. :-D
