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I’m not as dumb as this dumb turtle suffocating in american
im all for getting rid of single use plastics and returning to sustainables like paper and glass. metals have their own issues like expense, and oxidation.
bro if im hungry the last thing i want is a jellyfish
I know right. Imagine the horror: you are about to eat a tasty platic bag, but you realize it’s actually a jellyfish
Instead of shooting up schools imagine if Americans shot up industrial sources of litter
We had one of those near Buffalo NY.
It was totally unrelated to litter, but…
People that litter are human trash.
I mean I can tell the jellyfish apart from the plastic bag in this example, so maybe those turtles just need glasses.
You’re outside the water now. You have get inside the water then try to find the difference.
glub glub glub glub
Thats alot of semen
I can tell the jellies are on the right and that they’re in the genus Aurelia. Seems like a skill issue
Save the turtles but fuck these jellyfish. we will just put them in a jar for our display.
To be fair, we currently have an overpopulation of jellyfish due to both the decline of turtles and raising sea temperatures, so if anything, this is helping.
How do the turtles open the jars?
This is fucked up, the scientists ought to know turtles can’t operate jars.
turtles eat jellyfish?
Yep for some species it’s their main food source
huh. live and learn.
i guess for other species it’s pizza?
Only while they’re adolescent.
You need the calories for the growth spurt, also to keep up with the ninja training
Wow that’s gotta be a record for fastest evolutionary change in response to man made disasters. Good work jellyfish!
Instructions unclear, I’m crying uncontrollably
If I was a hungry sea turtle, I would simply eat the jellyfish instead of the plastic.
If I was a hungry sea turtle, I’d open the jars to check which one of them has jellyfish inside.
If I was a hungry sea turtle, I’d just order a pizza.
Hey, that’s cheating!
Cheating according to wh—oh, darn, shrink-wrap license strikes again
Now imagine you’re a hungry sea turtle.
I already do that every day. What’s next?
The soft calls of the quetzals wake you. You’re finally free. The idea of ragebaiting and news of the American Election Cycle is nowhere to be found.
The warm Caribbean sun shines on your shell, maybe a bit too warmly. Time for a dip in the ocean and maybe a light snack.
