hmmm. I think I’d go with centipedes. For sheer creep-factor. (more than 8 legs is just excessive.)
Are centipedes that scary
For me, a centipede would be less scary
I LOVE centipedes and all million of their legs
Calm down Satan
If I were really satan, I’d reverse the shrink ray and make centipedes large enough to ride. I bet they’d add it to the geneva conventions as a war crime.
Ha, fat chance! Your centipede would be discretely drone striked very quickly and the jumbo-wumbo gun research would be used to fuel a new division of the military industrial complex before NATO ever got a chance to add it to the no-no list.
Just the fact you thought of this confirms your identity
Any large enough insect is relatively easy to kill, you just need a Buick.
Reminds me of the video with the two beetles fighting until one gets yeeted into the shadow realm
https://youtube.com/watch?v=f7SgQEoMJvA
I think the original video has been set to private.
Several videos have been removed (including one for being violent?).
The original came from twitter, but has since been removed (I think, maybe x is just bad), but the DailyMail did a news article on it (ugh) and happen to still host the video.
I was remembering a different video, but this one was also funny:
Stag Beetle Throws Girlfriend Out Of Tree | Life | BBC Earth
Jump to 2:55 for the bit that the title is referring to
But the hurling habit dies hard
hurl
It is good to give credit. That is PBF
If I had to ask my boss for permission to use the restroom all the time, I’d probably respond the same way.
PKD has a novel in the same vein: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Indefatigable_Frog
