“All shall love me and this pear”
“You ever gaze into a palantír on weed?”
Nah, I could never get my palantir to inhale
Here’s a copy with fewer of the jpegs
And without the watermark from the person that inserted the JPEG’s. Nice.
Cate Blanchett is the GOAT.
Matthew McConaughey as Rust Cohle is another GOAT
Matthew McConaughey as Galadriel would be amazing.
You know what’s cool about high school Hobbits? I keep getting older but they stay the same age…
…and things that have not yet come to pass that joint Frodo are you listening man you’re fadin’ away gotta stay with it man ya know Frodo how far you think it is to Mordor man?..
Lemme tell you what Lembas Toast is packin right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Elrond intake, bored over to 30, elven to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin some fuckin muscle.
