bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgimagemessage-square470fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageThis world is cruel…feddit.orgbratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square470fedilink
minus-square299792458ms@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWhat do you mean Linux is not in the list?
minus-squarejmcs@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThat usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.
minus-squareMeatsOfRage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month ago“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoImagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoThen when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
minus-square𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month ago“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoWhen you propose it comes with an SLA
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoIt’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
minus-squarescarilog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agodate; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep
minus-squareⓂ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agocat is watching you the whole time, judging…
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoHumans? Disgusting. Furries? OwO!
What do you mean Linux is not in the list?
That usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.
“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
sploosh
Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
When you propose it comes with an SLA
It’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
man touchdate; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleepcat is watching you the whole time, judging…
Art 👌
Human contact?
Ewww, no.
Humans? Disgusting.
Furries? OwO!