TIL lol
This is from a group chat I was in and a female friend asked the group
:-(
Wouldn’t this like… Hurt??
Maybe if you do it with a Bloody Mary because of the tobacco sauce or have a cut on your nuts.
“Tobacco Sauce”. That’s what I’ll start calling my morning loogies.
Fucking autocorrect. I didn’t even notice lol
I assume you don’t have a scrotum to test for yourself, but oddly it wouldn’t hurt at all.
The balls are ultra sensitive, but for some reason the scrote itself just laughs in the face of danger. You can pinch the shit out of it and feel nothing. Just pinching random arm skin hurts a lot quicker than pinching the ol ballsack. And stretching? Forget about it. That’s the thing’s whole job.
just keep the actual plumbing clear of the carnage
I don’t think they’re asking about the stretching, but about having a puddle of alcohol on your scrotum. That was my first thought as well. Probably okay if it’s wine, but not sure about something high proof.
I was actually asking about the stretching more so than having alcohol down there. Well, TIL
Oh, well, silly me then. No, like the other guy said, it’s very stretchy. If you have your own scrotum, it’s easily confirmed. If you have girly parts, the skin is very similar to the outer labia: very sensitive to scratching, but it doesn’t hurt to stretch it.
Why does this need to be a thing? I know it is, but people, seriously. Get on with life.
I’m not into that kind of club scene but they seem to be enjoying their lives. I approve.
I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.
And then poors the drink while holding the spread nut sack? Fucking talented fellow. A real catch.
Finally, something not depressing on Lemmy 🤝🏼
Ain’t love beautiful
This was the picture I posted
Wtf I don’t remember deleting my comment. Here is what it was:
Moderated because of n word
Oooooh. I stole this meme from a different instance, I guess it was ok there.
I used to make these in the bathtub all the time as a kid.
Is this for like a seniors club? Don’t feel like this is really very feasible unless you are over 50.
Ive always had more scrote than nut
Then why isn’t your name Scrotteman?
Nah I’ve been able to hold a shot for awhile now and I’m not 50 yet.
Why the straw though, what’s wrong with lapping it up like a cat?
She may end up with a dick in her eye.
Well I don’t want to end up with a straw in my butt!
Are you a frog?
I took it like she’s tryna fuck but isn’t that into the guy.
you don’t wanna hear about elephant shower
Seconding the desire to know
Now I do
wtf people
Relax, take a bath.
I’m very open minded person, I think other peoples lifes are not my business and they can do whatever they want… BUT sometimes the youth make me feel like my grandma when she heard we could kiss someone without dating them. This post made me an old person horrified with the youth culture lol
I can tell you that the person in the text is like 45yo
oh god
I feel like there might be a minimum age before being able to do this… I’m in my 40s and I don’t think I could stretch out my ‘bird bath’ enough to pour a drink in it yet, except maybe on a particularly warm day…
omg! so it’s OLD balls?!!! that’s even worst lol
This is brilliant.
That’s nothing, how about the Slovakian Traffic Cone?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slovakian+Traffic+Cone
That’s a bit much, I’ll stick to the Rusty Trombone
For many years, my friends and I went to music festivals as The Rusty Trombone camp. We had a nice banner, people took photos of it. Unfortunately some asshole stole it one year when we weren’t looking, and I don’t have the patience to make another one. I’ll post a picture if I find it.
Yeah but people actually do that, as opposed to the edgy preteen nonsense above
(both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
Stop chalenging them! It Sounds like some guys can use their uretra too
recum
just copied and paste hahahaha
Mouth
large, preferably yellow
lol
reads the rest
jfc I’m out
That’s actually properly awful.
That’s enough internet for today. ಠ_ಠ
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized"
I know what I’m doing my thesis on
My life would have been better not havimg suun diS
Fella had a stroke right there
He was monkey pawed out of existence as he typed
Raptured
merry cake day!
Lemmy is full of the brightest armchair experts who know the correct path to change the world.
Lemmy is also this post and people commenting, “brilliant!”
