One day this will be true
this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (
4*6+5 == 2027-1998)Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.
(if you were, you’d be 73 next year.)
1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
Time is a human invention.
Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist
Which man has created to aid his sense of decay, movement of all things, and exertion of control on his world
I’d say I’m surprised
But then again, this is Lemmy, the place where they vehemently oppose generational wealth and yet clutch their pearls when their so called parents spend all that hard earned wealth on themselves
I’ve gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don’t have time for this
Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.
I just turned 100 last month, it’s fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I’m saving Soo much on fuel and parking.
Born in '78, basically immortal
Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off a millennia ago.
Many fell, some survive.
Come closer children, i will tell you of a time of meaningful climate action and workplace reforms
As an adult I must say that those are some of my favorite fairy tales.
I’m 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?
1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January
Also 1990 gang, I’ll be 78 this February
Math is hard
It doesn’t get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.
I’m born in 1975.
I’m fucking sunk. :)
I’m having a 50 year old crisis, wants to stop working, wants to travel, wants to have a new life. The entire kit. It’s fun. Really. :)
Same
Well I’m balding like one at least.
Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!
One day this meme will be true.
In 2043 to be exact.
@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years
Ugh math get out of here it’s a weekend
@TheImpressiveX Ok, I will remind you on Tuesday Dec 22, 2043 at 9:21 AM PST.
Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.
Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.
You had been warned
Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far…coffee time.
If you invite it in, you’re powerless against it.
I refuse to
