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“Necromancer of the year being awarded to Bill Nye, delivered by the achievement that earned this medal: the animated corpse of Joseph Biden.”
Relax. Like you’re trying to fart.
What ever happened to Beakman?
Last I saw him, he was hanging out with Captain Disillusion.
He became the devil.
Hail Beakman!
Wait, what?
Still hanging out with the rat
And one day, when they feel you’ve paid enough, they’ll give you a medal and serve you salmon and potato salad as well
They’ll pat you on the back – tell you all is forgiven. Just remember, it won’t be for you…
It will be for them.
Oppenheimer quote?
That’s the one!
“Did you fart?”
“You’re God damn right I did.”
Bill Nye graciously accepts the Power Bottom Lifetime Achievement award.
“I’m taking this off you, Bill, and giving it to some CEO who said AI will fix climate change”
I told you I’d get you Nye!
SCIENCE RULES!
“Maybe after I choke him with this that God damn song will finally get out of my head…”
It’s even better in Chinese
Biden wispers in his ear, “inertia is a property of matter”
I farted. He farted.
The Presidential Medal of Freedom OF SCIENCE!
Bill Nye receiving Medal of Freedom for his dedication to science education :)
He don’t even be a scientist though??
the operative word is “education”. do i need to be an engineer to tell a child how a bike works? pedantry sucks.
Bill Nye, Freedom Medal Guy!
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Science rules
