Think of all the great things you can do with a potato! So much potential.
People don’t even enjoy me and I don’t enjoy them, declining invitations is so annoying, I just wanna be home alone
When they invite you out, invite them down into your basement so they can watch you game online for 12 hours and crush a dirty 30 pack of cold beers.
It always was a perplexing issue, and I will never understand it. Like do you know that I am fully fledged nihilistic?
Survival in numbers. Stupid monkey brain firmware. I hear the devs are making progress, but it’s slow going. Rumor has it they’ve brought in a third party to help speed things up. But talks got heated one of these other guys suggested glue in pizza a good idea.
I want that. Where can I get it?
I too appreciate this potato.