• ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Behold, Jesus was feeling particularly agile and motivated that day, so for that single moment in eternity, verily He said unto His holy self, “Holy self, today I’ma be a fucker AND a tapdancer.” And lo, so it was. Hence the recent confusion.

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      It’s Jesus H. Christ and the H is for Harold, like his dad. As in, “Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.”