“Florida Man With 91 Felony Charges Worried He Might Serve Prison Time.”
“Several millions of Americans worried he won’t”
I hope it’s a few more than several…
Only 91? Shit. AZ state and NJ federal indictments need to get here soon.
Is the NJ federal case about him stealing documents as well?
The audio recording of him allegedly showing off classified docs and admitting he hadn’t declassified them took place in New Jersey.
Damn I thought that happened at mierda loco.
Many of us fret he won’t.
I was solidly in that boat for a while too, but seeing how many of his co-conspirators are tripping over themselves to testify against him lately gives me hope.
That’s the problem with surrounding yourself with shady people who only have their own interests in mind. They’re not loyal to him, he only kept them around because they told him what he wanted to hear, and they only told him what he wanted to hear because it helped them advance their own personal interests.
I’ll believe it when I see it. We will never see him behind bars. Two tiered justice system.
Absolute best case is house arrest imo, and I’m sure his lawyers will make sure it includes the entirety of his resort, so basically nothing will change
I’d love to be won’t, but I don’t think I will
I totally agree.
So how does secret service work here
I assume he’d go to the lowest security safest place ever
More likely he’d go to an insanely high security place, he can’t be trusted around other people.
ADX Florence is built for exactly that kind of prisoner: spies, terrorists, etc.
I think the chances are that he’ll be on house arrest in Mar-a-lago. He deserves supermax, but when has what people deserve been relevant in the criminal “justice” system?
I used to think that but it’s a golf resort… Maybe house arrest somewhere else?
I’ll be pleasantly surprised if he doesn’t have the run of the resort.
We need our own version of the Tower of London
I’d personally like to see him mummified in gympie gympie… Embrace his Australian roots and whatnot.
I was really hoping for the presidential desk crammed in a cell. Him all dressed up like he’s still going to work every day… reduced to rubbing Cheetos on his face because he can’t get bronzer.
This is what I’ve always expected. He’ll live the rest of his life like an arrested drug kingpin.
Good point.
I believe the term is known as “shitting bricks”
You shouldn’t say that word …
Sorry…shittin’ rocks.
“They really don’t like me, they’re mean… they’re trying to send me to prison. They’d have done it too, though.”
That sounds a lot like something he’d actually say.
Yeah we’ve really hit the point where it’s impossible to tell if that’s an actual Trump quote or made up.
You can tell if there’s a big word that’s used correctly that it’s fake, beyond that it’s anyone’s guess
Yes, I’m sure Rolling Stone has excellent insights into Trump’s private fretting.
because media stalwarts like Meet The Press are doing so great at holding Trump to account huh?
jfc man, dunno if you noticed the hellscape that is modern media but RS is doing pretty good these days.
It’s not like a Rolling Stone journalist went and asked. Journalists have these things called “sources”:
While Trump publicly professes confidence, privately, three sources familiar with his comments say, he’s been asking lawyers and other people close to him what a prison sentence would look like for a former American president.
I like that you’re so confident about something you couldn’t possibly know fuck-all about
Apparently he just “ordered” congressional GOP members to shut down the government so they can’t fund the DOJ lmaooo someone is getting desperate.
It’s beautiful. Republican leadership knows they’ll get the blame if there’s a shutdown and they’re trying to avoid it, and Trump tries to muck that up.
A large portion of the Republican Reps don’t like Trump any more than the Democrats. I’m sure they are following his “orders”
Sure but they’ll still suck his dick in hopes that he ejaculates a nomination.
But for 6 years they’ve propped him up, and now they’re stuck with him. They could have let him hang himself and gotten President Pence (who the GOP would have loved) in the first year of Trump’s term, but they didn’t.
club fed. that’s where you go when you commit federal crimes. he’ll still hate it.
Probably, but we can still dream about him being in Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison.
There’s a scene near the end of the Better Call Saul series where Saul Goodman is negotiating with the feds for better prison terms.
I feel like I heard somewhere that a meeting like this is not uncommon with high value/high risk criminals. In part to reduce everybody’s legal fees and in part to get criminals to cooperate on other matters, such as getting the crazies in their orbit to chill out.
I could imagine that as the feds close in on Trump, such a meeting may become more attractive to him. And at long last he’ll finally retire to a golden club fed with an escalator.
Thoughts and prayers, 45.
If someone tells you they cannot let something enter their mind, that means they are thinking about it constantly.
I’m waiting for a Hallmark Channel redemption arc for him. He goes to prison, slowly befriends his fellow cell mates and empathizes with them, and emerges a changed man who gives up his fortune in order to fight the injustices against the common man.
Because prison always turns people into a better version of themselves
It’s hallmark fiction, so yeah. Also, he gets back with Melllania who dumped him, and they raise happy, perfect kids together.
Also this all happens at Christmas time because they ran into each other in line for a street vendor selling pumpkin spice lattes
Also there’s a puppy in a christmas present with a bow on its head
Directly adjacent to the roasted chestnut cart
how could I forget the roasted chestnut cart. also the ice skating rink in the background. The script practically writes itself.
(mostly because hallmark scripts are copy pasta…)
Reads the constitution. After a thousand times, he starts to get it.
“Oh, I should be in prison.”That made me chuckle
Someone swap his blow with some Molly and see if he feels something for a change
Make Drumpf Merry Again
Not sure mdma can cure what this man has.
Maybe mushrooms? I feel like it would take a higher dose than he can handle.
He goes on to form a golf team with some of the inmates at his prison, and in a partnership with Vince McMahon they start up a prison golf league where the various prison teams play each other in an annual tournament. The winners get extra Little Debbie snacks from the prison commissary. Eventually they make a movie, and Donald Trump is played by Rosie O’Donnell.
The name of the movie would be something like “Par for the Course”
The smallest but most significant joys are things like this headline
You know what I never worry about? Going to prison. I’m able to not worry about that because I don’t go around breaking laws.
I do worry about going to jail because you can be convicted of crimes you haven’t committed. Unlikely to be Trump’s fate, but it could be mine.
He’ll likely be playing tennis at minimum security Club Fed if it’s federal, but Georgia doesn’t seem to do special treatment. If he goes in on Georgia state charges, he could end up in a for real penitentiary.
I’d be shocked if he gets anything more than house arrest
Any sort of prison time would risk his neo Nazi army attempting monthly jailbreak attempts.
Good. Those morons routinely put themselves in prison trying to pull this shit off.
Look at the fucking state of him. I reckon a game of tennis would probably kill him!
Man hasn’t done exercise since Stormy Daniels.
I don’t see him going to a state prison. If anything he’ll have to serve time in federal. Being an ex president, the federal government will want to keep him under their watch.
Suddenly, I’ve gained a lot of respect for Georgia.
Don’t worry you will lose it. My bet
Some legislative 11th hour shenanigans removes the DA and the people who report to her. Until they find the one person who will drop all charges, in such a way that he can’t go to trial again. And then when the case they were holding in reserve proceeds the new DA will sit on it. Night of long knives repeated.
scabies are gonna LOVE trump
Idc. If he’s away for 30 years at club fed at least he’s not destroying the country
Also, even a Club Fed prison would be a huge culture shock to him. Trump’s used to doing whatever he wants whenever he wants. If he wants to go golfing, he does. If he wants to eat McDonald’s for lunch and a burned steak with chocolate cake for dinner, he does. If he wants to fly somewhere, he goes. Sure, he might need to wait for mundane things like “filing a fight plan” or “food preparation,” but he has people take care of it for him. To Trump it’s just “I want X” followed by “Yes, sir. We’ll get that to you ASAP.”
The second Trump walks into a Club Fed, this freedom goes away. Yes, he’ll have more freedom than if he went to a normal prison, but it’s still vastly less freedom than he’d have in Mar-A-Lago. If he wants steak but the prison cafeteria is serving lasagna tonight, he can’t have special food made for him because he’s Donald Trump. If he wants to travel to his NJ golf course, he’s not going to be allowed to.
Even a Club Fed prison would be a huge hit to Trump’s ego since he won’t be the Person in Charge anymore.
