WOLF PACK RULE NO 1: CRANK THAT HOG AWOOOOO
HECK YEAH!!!1?! ARROO
The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You’re not really beholden to them.
(Means ‘fuck you, I’m not going to bed.’)
Capt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.
We’re gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza’s free.
Wait
I forget which job I’m at
Mmm… turkey pizza… 🤤
Deee*bone this turkey. I know it’s a little overwhelming the Thanksgiving Deep dishes are a lot of work this time of year but worth it for the honor of wearing this Capt Crosseyes Morning Pizzeria apron and startin’ every day the Capt Crosseyes way.
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Complaining about not wanting to go to bed is even more juvenile.
We’re not complaining. We’re just not doing it.
Now you’re just pitching a tantrum.
The fuck it’s not! My wife let’s me stay up as long as I want!
…unless it’s a work night…
Hoo boy, I sure love waking up a 3am.
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The first rule is: You don’t talk about Pirate Club!
And the third rule is: signal for at least two blinker flashes before changing lanes or braking so the people around you can respond accordingly.
I don’t want to catch anyone not drinking
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I’ll stay up as long as I damned well please. I do what I want 'cause a pirate is free.
You are a pirate.
Rule 3 you have to be awake after 9pm hence the picture poor soul hes only been getting 1 hour of sleep
Worst buttpirate ever
Your rules suck
