97% of people can’t handle this jackhammer
I have relazed that
Alexa, why am I seeing ads on lemmy??
Because you’re using an Alexa? 🤷
Because you’re looking for them.
Create a video of someone using a jackhammer so stupidly wrong you want to do it yourself just to show how easy it is.
JaaS: Jackhammer as a Service
Ya like JaaS?
Now I want to try jackhammering. Is there a free version?
For every inch you drill, an ad pops up.
Short of stealing one, cheapest you can get is by either buying a very used one or simply renting one from a DIY store for a day
They’d be blocked the same way with Pihole.
Then the real job would be cleaning toilets while someone else jackhammers outside.
I once witnessed an ad on somebody else’s computer “[picture of 1€ coin], only 0.99€”…
I guess I could become a millionaire if I ordered 100 million of these coins for 99 millions…
So… Teleshopping
Dad with the jackhammer. Mom with the jackhammer
