Hejej@lemmy.mlEnglish · 11 hours agoLiving with 9,5 holesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareLiving with 9,5 holesplus-squareHejej@lemmy.mlEnglish · 11 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-215 hours agoCheese pizza Lunchables have taught me that yellow cheese should be used in smaller proportions then white cheese or yellow cheese is more scarce/valuable then white cheese.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareCheese pizza Lunchables have taught me that yellow cheese should be used in smaller proportions then white cheese or yellow cheese is more scarce/valuable then white cheese.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-215 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 18 hours agoIf you are ever feeling like what you are doing is meaningless, remember that there are American lawyers and judges who have spent many years studying US constitutional law. message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf you are ever feeling like what you are doing is meaningless, remember that there are American lawyers and judges who have spent many years studying US constitutional law. ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 18 hours agomessage-square0fedilink
Opinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 days agoIt's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1194arrow-down15
arrow-up1189arrow-down1message-squareIt's quite strange that I can just go online and say a thing and probably atleast a thousand people are going to read it.plus-squareOpinionhaver@feddit.ukEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square30fedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-22 days agoInstead of paying for a therapist every week I'd be willing to pay like $100 a month for someone to harass me into going to social events.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up193arrow-down12
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareInstead of paying for a therapist every week I'd be willing to pay like $100 a month for someone to harass me into going to social events.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square10fedilink
ZephyrXero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoFrom Wolfenstein 3D to Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, gamers have been preparing for this era for 33 yearsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareFrom Wolfenstein 3D to Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, gamers have been preparing for this era for 33 yearsZephyrXero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square0fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoWhen picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhen picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square0fedilink
58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoPets hate the vet clinic and groomer because they smell the combined terror/anger of a thousand other animals who've been poked and prodded in that roomplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down111
arrow-up197arrow-down1message-squarePets hate the vet clinic and groomer because they smell the combined terror/anger of a thousand other animals who've been poked and prodded in that roomplus-square58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square25fedilink
Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day agoIf I lived in Stockton I'd start a podcast and call it STalkton.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf I lived in Stockton I'd start a podcast and call it STalkton.Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 day agomessage-square0fedilink
ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 days agoA digital desktop toy shredder/incinerator for writing out and promptly destroying one's thoughts would be nice some daysplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down12
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareA digital desktop toy shredder/incinerator for writing out and promptly destroying one's thoughts would be nice some daysplus-squareElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square7fedilink
pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 days agoIt's weird that a room with just a toilet and sink is called a "half bath", when it in fact has zero bathtubs.message-squaremessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1247arrow-down113
arrow-up1234arrow-down1message-squareIt's weird that a room with just a toilet and sink is called a "half bath", when it in fact has zero bathtubs.pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 days agomessage-square61fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore. message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1215arrow-down110
arrow-up1205arrow-down1message-squareI've evaluated my net worth to be over $100,000,000,000 (based on the appreciation of my beanie baby collection) so laws don't apply to me anymore. Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square17fedilink
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 4 days agoGetting Nicole-ed feels way more awesome than how getting scammer spam usually feels.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down117
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareGetting Nicole-ed feels way more awesome than how getting scammer spam usually feels.MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square16fedilink
ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoHow would you know if you ate a bad prune?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareHow would you know if you ate a bad prune?ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoThe only correct way to watch FOX news is to pretend you're a billionaire or actually be a billionaire. Otherwise I can't see it be anything but masochistic.message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down16
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareThe only correct way to watch FOX news is to pretend you're a billionaire or actually be a billionaire. Otherwise I can't see it be anything but masochistic.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square7fedilink
Skeezix@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoGotye is just someone that we used to know.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareGotye is just someone that we used to know.Skeezix@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agoI bet most male cinematographers take some of the best dick pics, because of their knowledge of lighting, angles, depth perception, and whatnot.message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down114
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareI bet most male cinematographers take some of the best dick pics, because of their knowledge of lighting, angles, depth perception, and whatnot.TehBamski@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-24 days agomessage-square10fedilink
Snowwomen@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 5 days agoMeat flavored with a hint of fruit sounds alright. But fruit flavored with a hint of meat sounds gross.message-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1165arrow-down16
arrow-up1159arrow-down1message-squareMeat flavored with a hint of fruit sounds alright. But fruit flavored with a hint of meat sounds gross.Snowwomen@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square28fedilink
Brodysseus@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 6 days agoIf you have money in the SP500, you own Tesla stockplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1171arrow-down110
arrow-up1161arrow-down1message-squareIf you have money in the SP500, you own Tesla stockplus-squareBrodysseus@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square44fedilink
KittenBiscuits@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 days agoI just realized why I and so many women sometimes carry things in our bras...because pockets on women's clothing is usually non-functional decorationplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1163arrow-down115
arrow-up1148arrow-down1message-squareI just realized why I and so many women sometimes carry things in our bras...because pockets on women's clothing is usually non-functional decorationplus-squareKittenBiscuits@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square44fedilink
