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Gilligan’s ISSland
Gilligan’s ISSland
“That’s right! It’s going well…”
“Sure it is. It’s just the coming back that’s causing trouble!”
Would it be a reasonable guess that this could be caused by untreated farm runoff from infected cows’ poo?
Meanwhile the Dems are whining and flailing because China has too many solar panels and EVs
Totalitarian indoctrination is making young people hate the west
Yeah, all those riot cops beating and arresting people for expressing their free speech to denounce genocide are really planting those anti-west ideas deep. Wait, what do you mean that’s not what you meant?
Seriously, this guy’s thinking is so backward it’s like he’s trying to kill a robot or something
“Hey, that’s not fair! They’re using an OP economic system. I’m Top-tier ‘Barbarism’ specced and I get stomped on every time. We demand that you NERF China!”
“Sure appreciate that the government functions just well enough to make it illegal for it to function at all…”
“Sure thing bro!”
This has the same vibe as Homer’s re-interview with the Germans
“You’ve been Shadow Chancellor for 3 years. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?”
“Uh, all of them?..”
“I see…then you must have some good ideas for the future as well?”
“I sure do!”
“…”
“Such as?”
“Well, uh, I wish the workers wouldn’t be so whiny about us taking all their money…Because, a lot of capitalists really like money…”
Ohh, so that’s the deal with airline food
The US army has been training these militants inside Al-Tanf under the pretext of confronting ISIS.
“Look, just put these two letter patches after your name and we’ll fund you instead of fight you. Deal?”
One month later
“We’re pleased to announce the eradication of ISIS with the heroic deeds of our forces in the area: ISISN’T”
Two Step Guide to Writing A CNN Article:
“If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few [concerns], if any.”
lol, if Americans’ hand washing was as thorough and ubiquitous as our brainwashing COVID would never have stood a chance
Y’know…if a country can be completely erased by a woman wearing a shirt with a picture of fruit on it, perhaps that country lacks legitimacy?
Maybe by “Maverick side” they mean like Tom Cruise in Top Gun: really enthusiastic about guns and missiles, and just fighting imperialist wars in general?
lol, in the finest American tradition:
“Everything is quiet. There is no trouble. There will be no war. I wish to return.” To which Hearst’s alleged reply was: "Please remain. You furnish the pictures and I’ll furnish the war.
An investigation in 1974, reached the opposite conclusion, that the explosion had originated inside the ship.
On the one hand Blinken looks like he’s about to break down and start weeping. Biden and the woman from the IMF, on the other hand, look like they’re about to vomit out of sheer contempt
And that’s not even with the “real man” window extensions that stick out another 3 feet to see around all the nothing they’re hauling
Agreed, I was originally going to include a “great article, but” portion but it made it feel too much like serious criticism, rather than just a (hopefully) humorous addendum
The war’s beginning was Russia’s fault; the war’s end will be America’s.
“…oh, and the lead up that made the war inevitable? That was ’s too.”