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A pizza my parrot ordered. May have been a shoe.

They should be. They’re orders of magnitude less complex than ICE vehicles as far the driverrain is concerned.

They don’t get it. They won’t get it, until they get it.

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it.
Never gonna get it… WOOT woot whoot woouhoouhoo.

My sister in-law? Broke as fuck, came across a windfall from an accident that never came up before, spent more than a third of it on… a fucking F-150 platinum. Still deep in debt, living in low income housing, doesn’t have a job.

Just shove it down past the bristles. Maybe give it some twists on the way. It ain’t goin’ nowhere. The bristles are arranged in a spiral with a slighly wider diameter than the tube.

Firefox mobile+uBlock Origin+Video background play fix.

Asian dude and butterfly meme… Is this a premium.

This was the way I was thinking too. A bore brush on a longish stick. Cram the straws on the stick and send 'em. Any serious chunckage should get pushed out.

I’m saddened by the fact that my first assumption is it was blown up because it was named Rainbow.

A porcine centipede, if you will.

My time in retail has stuck me with the response “Oh no, Thank you.”.

My parents used to threaten me with being sold to the gypsies. I had no idea what they were, but I was moderately afraid of them. One night they broke out Coconut Face, and he chased me up the stairs. I still have sleep issues.

Coconut Face was a face carved into a coconut husk. My father got it when he was in the navy. It used to scare the shit out of us. One of my cousins still talks about it the better part of 40 years later, and he was never deliberately scared with it.

I used to have weird dreams about the gypsies too. The details are tough to conjur at the moment.

I did this today. Beats the shit out 2.5 hours before it goes off, and nicer than hitting snooze every 5 minutes for half an hour.

I too was having screen issues. Once i had accidentally started the call, I waited for them to answer, explained what happened, and apologized. I then stopped fuckin’ around with my broken ass phone.

Something something identify as a attack helicopter. Hur dur der.

Now I see bees I won.

Lobbying is supposed to be making your case to a politician, and hoping they vote/propose a bill/etc. With that interest in mind. You yourself are allowed to lobby your congress critters…technically.

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps. Especially when used by people claiming to have done just that.

Why? Do these lawyers want to actively endanger the jurors?

I’ll do it for five bucks and fifteen gallons of gas.

I would like you to win.