Ioughttamow

Candygram!

Well you see I expend all of my powers holding the darkness at bay. Notice how it gets dark when I get tired and fall asleep?

Ghee, that sounds pretty good, but I’m afraid it might lead to too much churn

You bet, mail in absentee. Confirmed received by the clerk 9/30

JD Vance does wear a suspicious amount of eyeliner….

We thought he was getting intimate with lauren loomer, but she was just prepping him for his next date with putin

MFW it’s a knife missile on SC business, and it’s in a bad mood :O

I almost forgot the alarmo

If you rub it down with oil first the jam will just slide right off

Makes sense to me. Just like the most moral army in the world has a hall pass to brazenly commit genocide, bulldoze American activists, and murder journalists, so too do the evangelicals have the right to abandon all of their espoused beliefs to support a fraudster, rapey racist. All for the pursuit of christo fascism and “pro life” beliefs that only became a part of their identity in the 70s/80s

I dunno, solitary confinement is torture

Have we ever really seen RFKJs long form birth certificate?

The conservative mind is fragile and prone to corruption

Where was the us when the Spartans ripped up the Athenian olive orchards?

Deus Vult!

So couldn’t this successful, stable businessman not just pay that bill? Hmm

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shitpost on company time

Alive, but stuck in nutty putty cave for eternity

Yes, in the oncoming capitalist hellscape, even white dudes named Richard will need to work

Too bad I have no executive function!