Whatever you say, comrade.

I played it because of all the glowing recommendations but wasn’t all that impressed. It’s fine, but not even the best boomer shooter I’ve played this year. It’s technically very impressive what they were able to do with the GZDoom engine, but the gameplay and level design doesn’t support it.

Yeah. It made the focus a lot more on lightsaber combat instead of force powers and showing off the physics engine of the technically “superior” versions of the game.

I replayed the 360 version of TFU recently and really can’t stand it. But I also played the Wii version ported to Switch recently too and it’s just as good as I remember. They’re very different games and the Wii version was always my favourite.

Forbidden gummy worms.

I’d say whichever lever in each group feels the most like a “Steve” to me.

I’m paranoid about this. When a game has a “junk” tab in the inventory with an option at stores to “sell all junk,” I know there’s going to be a quest to give a generic silver ring or a jade statuette to someone.

This is another reason why “groovy” needs to make a comeback and I’ve been consciously inserting it into my daily life.

I’d rather get a new Quake game, particularly one following the story from the first game. But if we get another Doom, I’d like something different at least. The formula from nu-Doom and Eternal doesn’t need another go.

One bomb to kaboom them all, and in the darkness kablam them.

I never figured out parrying in Dark Souls or Bloodborne, so I spent the first few hours of Sekiro cheesing enemies by sprinting around them and taking pot shots. This worked up until the Blazing Bull before I got stuck.

I restarted the game, making a point of trying to parry the easier enemies. When I actually tried, I found the timing to be a lot more forgiving than the other games and you can even spam it a bit because the animation is so fast. Once I figured that out, I finally started playing the game correctly and ended up defeating every boss and mini boss.

I downloaded a whole bunch of cars when I played Forza Horizon.

By “meaningful growth driver,” they mean it’ll give Andrew Wilson a boner that makes him ugly cry.

The dinosaurs will return to earth and take care of it. Shame. We could have milked that thing for multiple seasons.

Kinda looks like a fat chihuahua.

Neil deGrasse Tyson: “Oh shit, that’s good. Write that down!”

“Does your phone have any games on it?”

Is it a requirement for overpaid scumbag CEOs to have extremely punchable faces?

Penguinsaurus wrestling used to be an Olympic sport but ended due to lack of sponsors.