Return of Conspiracy Keanu.

“Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his foot when he kicked the helmet in this scene?”

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

Google Prima Nocta

For my first playthrough, I got Valmiro as my beloved and thought that was just a scripted part of the game.

TIL Python dictionaries allow trailing commas.

If you add --skiplauncher to the launch options it skips the launcher and boots straight to the game. That might solve your problem.