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Their pawn was right in front of my pawn, and they moved it diagonally and took my pawn, even though their pawn never went on my pawn’s spot? Guys, wtf? This is hacking, right?

I’ll start. They took my queen and didn’t pay dowry.

i lost and she didnt dom me :c

unsolicited foot rub

Friend was teaching me to play. She and her sister were highly rated (don’t ask me the number, it was decades ago). During a teaching match against her sister, my friend groped under the table quite thoroughly and for the entire game, which I obviously lost. Those two were trouble.

PS: We’d had sex many times before and that type of behaviour wasn’t unusual for her at the time.

The very first move was a4 then Ra3. This is a terrible opening. I lost.

“I like horses”. Proceeds and takes one of my horse with one of their horses. I take their horse with my pawn. “Don’t fuck with my horsies” I get as a response.

Two-three turns later (this was 20 years ago, forgive me) I can check them by grabbing the same horse with a bishop.

“Why dont you like my horsies”? I get as a response

I proceeded to check mate two turns after that. It was a competition, I proceeded to the semifinals after this. I lost that semifinal due to a skillful check mate including a horse to lock it down. And the person from the previous game leaned over at the end turn saying " that is my backup horse"

I laughed my ass off and I’m not sure I could get of the check situation but fuck I lost my focus

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