“I swear babe, I didn’t cheat on you! I just came into contact with a Brown Widow spider!!”

I agree with this. One day I was cursed with seeing a video of a monkey masturbating with a dead frog’s mouth.

Animals are unfiltered horny. Humans are way more complex. It is 100% ok to be gay, just animal comparisons are thin. They are typically not banging for love or adding complex thinking emotions to their actions.

P.S. Don’t look the monkey thing, I regretted having eyes to watch it.

Summary: Houses expensive, mortgage rates suck. People no move, maybe this problem? Darn people not moving!

I guess I’m the problem for locking in a good interest rate when they were low and not wanting to fuck myself over by moving. Been a real problem for me though because I do want to change my job and really want to go to another state if I do.

Not feasible to do so because I live in such a low cost state. There is a huge financial gap now to overcome. It’s depressing because I’ll probably be stuck for years waiting this out.

Amazing skill

All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks

Just use your phone’s flashlight.

Also both are probably covered in mud when you pull them out.

Good, nothing is exclusive because of when you were born.

Isopod (Isopoda) is the order they are in.

Armadillidium vulgare is a common species. But there are probably hundreds of species that share the same nickname because most people don’t know the differences.

Despite all my rage, I’m still just a tank in a cage.

Gotta catch um all!

This “game” is in Alpha right? Been in development since 2012.

The bigger question is. Why is this even being operated as an actual game? Why are their even accounts to ban. How can you cheat on something that isn’t released yet and undergoing testing and bug fixes.

Why do aliens have Dyson vacuums?

Live in a slum lords apartment building. I like to pretend I’m in the woods after the leaves have fallen when I go get a glass of water in the dark.

Can’t wait to fight Thomas

Left

• Name: Sour Joe
• Stats: DEX 5 - STR 3 - INT 10
• Special Attack: Yeast Starter (Deals damage over time. If applied 5 times in 30 secs opponent takes explosive damage.)

Middle

• Name: Gluten Gus
• Stats: DEX 10 - STR 5 - INT 3
• Special Attack: Bloat (This strike slows opponent down by 2% lasts for 10 secs, hits stack.)

Right

• Name: LARRY DA LOAF
• Stats: DEX 1 - STR 20 - INT 1
• Special Attack: Pound Cake (Charge attack, at 50% does double damage and at 100% causes stun for 3 secs.)