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  • RoosterBoy@lemm.eeto196@lemmy.blahaj.zonerule
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    9 months ago

    Boats are a she because sailors stay in the safety of her belly for months on end. Women weren’t allowed on board because 1. Horny sailors, 2. Monthly complications, 3. A sense of chivalry and wanting to protect them from the harsh unforgiving sea, and 4. To have somebody to come home to.