Then think “I’ll figure it out later” but you never do. Only to be reminded of it a month later when you happen to see it scroll by in an apt-or-whatever package upgrade.

“Oh yeah, I forgot about that. I should check that thing out again” you think to yourself. But you never do. Repeat for eternity.

Before I die I want to be called out by name in a GitHub RCA.

It’s called WiFi smh

Did you know that you can download podcasts and play them without internet?

This one got me the other day.

If I want to mix vodka into the orange juice afterwards that’s my business.

I love garbage time

No. Stop asking questions.

pricing via algorithms

This is essentially what all insurance is. Actuary tables, risk analysis, so forth. All math with the single purpose to ensure that over the whole risk pool, the House wins.