What the fuckery fucking witchcraft is this
Not sure if this countsCool watch
You’re more freckle than human.
I’m one of the day walkers, blonde w/ freckles
He’s more ginger now than man; twisted and evil.
WHOAH! Are you sure you’re allowed to use that word?
I fucking do!
Why didn’t my parents tell me they took us all back to 1977 in a time machine?!
No frackle here. Does this mean I have been lied to and are actually much younger?
That’s what I’m suspicious of. But I remember my 5th birthday quite well, and it was definitely before 2000
Dude…
Like solving where is Waldo
Got a lil tzeetch on ya
I got a lot more than just the one. I’ve got so many freckles I have to undress to see my OG skin tone.
Dude what the fuck??
I’ve reported you to the police.
Floor gang, whattup
Why do you gather us like this bröther?
It’s for The Singularity. Creepio’s got us covered, relax.
Skin constellations
Mine is on my right arm do I need to go see a doctor?
Mirrored freak, go back to your sinister quicksilver realm and leave us be
Mine too, maybe it’s right arm for women??
So you’re the reason things have been so off lately.
Whæt the fuck? How common is that?
Freckles are the only way to tell eople and robots apart. Everyone has at least one freckle on their left arm. If they don’t, they’re a robot.
Is that what they told you? C’mon, I thought you androids were supposed to be smart. The freckles are obviously marks they put on robots. Humans don’t have them.
I’m a robot but have thousands of freckles on my left arm. We overcompensated a little bit.
A.I. attempting to figure out how many fingers are on one hand
okay but did yours start closer to your wrist as a child and move closer toward the elbow over time?
All the best freckles move.
Holy shit it’s true!
Why ?
Generational secret
Sir, this is a leg.
this made me cry laugh
Sir this is my arm. I wear a wristwatch, not an anklewatch.
A wristwatch that you can’t take off. With GPS and geofencing.
It’s an automatic - purely mechanical
Oh so like those dog collars where they have to put the stakes in the ground to set the boundary zone?
How would that even work with a non-electronic clockwork mechanism?
Harambe?
He is risen
😏
Imposter!edit: nvm I see the proof now!
It’s how the government stops foreign mind control signals from interfering with domestic signals. Kinda like a SIM card for the governments.
