Congrats on the sex
Congrats on the sex
If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.
It’s obviously superior to FAT31
Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing
I love the German language. I’m sure they have a word for “why waste time creating new words when combining some old words will do.”
If you’re in Europe, perhaps you know it as a petrol ejaculator.
I was really hoping this was for fuel pumps, but the bus stop ads are great, too.
No. There are too many people on this planet.
Weirdly none. Music distracts me from what I am doing.
The charging port is underneath the car
And they will lobby to ensure only their dealerships can fix your car
The itty bitty satellite committee
Bungeesus is my favorite Jesus
Can we band together to buy Trump Tower just to rename it Fat Dump Tower?
I knew my wife took my piece of string
She looks like Bride of Pinbot
Fortunately climate is not real and this is just a freak weather anomaly like all the others.
I might argue that rhe syntax of God’s language is the one true syntax.
I am tired and unmotivated so I probably won’t though.
Woah. Easy, fella