Ted Jackson

KISS is awesome, although I’ve been using Kvæsitso of late.

Wait till you experience the unmitigated joy that is Xiaomi’s battery optimisations, resulting in permissions you grant to the launcher for gesture and media support to be constantly revoked. 🙄

Lamingtons. I will hear no debate on this.

I came home from school to find my mother weeping after she heard the news.

I understood that reference

Of course not. I doubt I could even find the armpits on an F16.

Pocket knives, and Swiss army knives in particular. I’ve loved them since I was given my first one as a child, which was the impetus for me to stop biting my nails.

I know the feeling. I’ve got about 6-8 flashlights around the house at the moment and can’t really justify buying more. My SO thinks I’m barmy.

No doubt, but custom ROMs aren’t on your average buyers radar.

They’ll need to lift their game on software updates for that to happen. Many of their handsets ship with an outdated version of Android, and they rarely see more than one major update.

And just like that, you’ve invented laserdisc.

https://imgflip.com/i/89tj4h

Obligatory.

I was looking for the Bender reference, and you did not disappoint. 👍

I’m guessing some sort of collaboration with Snoop Dogg? 🤷‍♂️

“It’s an older meme sir, but it checks out.”

If you often post links to music then Songwhip is invaluable. Give it a song and it generates a page with links to many common streaming services.

Here’s an example.

Don’t use sarcasm, it confuses me.

Because they’re OpenAssholes™

The other holy trinity: the father, the son, and Adolf Hitler

Welcome to the Pay Per View information economy. Amazon, and others, have been pulling this shit for years.