I had just gone into the military. I fucking get it.

Got a new V

Try it with me

Let’s give it a whirl

They lived in a one bedroom cottage and kept Jack Russell terriers and were buried next to each other.

Otherwise it was an older billionaire that took in the younger when he was in college and they donned masks and fought crime together.

Can they do that to the crime that has affected the greatest number of people and caused the greatest amount of lost money? Because that’s wage theft and it’s probably the only way I’d be cool with it.

Imagine one of those in a hidden dimension just sticking one of those tentacles in where we can see in a human skin suit.

In that case, yeah. Pretty much.

He saw the operation you tried to pull today

But your humiliation means he still votes “Neigh!”

And now assassination is just the only way

There will be blood, it might be yours

So, go kill someone!

Signed, Bad Horse.

A friend of mine is pretty sure Kenneth Copeland is a part of a fourth dimensional angler fish. He’s just out here looking vaguely human and teaching the Bible just wrong enough so that instead of Jesus coming back it’s going to be some nightmarish horror.

Also, he eats a pet every few days. Not because he needs meat, but because he feeds off the suffering of children.

Same. It’s actually the reason I chose Android over IOS way way back in the day.

World’s saddest Cyberman.

I would like to point out that I am not related to whoever made that and I do not endorse their meme creation techniques.

I don’t recommend anyone buy any of them, but one of the books (or possibly short stories? It’s been a while) in the Ender series by OSC kind of touches on that.

https://xkcd.com/442/

I didn’t mean to multi-reply here but the bigger issues are that it makes you feel good sooner and that it keeps you way too functional way too far into being fucked up so you get much more drunk than intended.

The one that kills you.

I’m definitely drunk and it was pretty funny.

I take Adderall (when I can get it filled, the rest of the time I’m just worthless) and I’m drunk on occasion. It’s like the second worst possible speedball. I wake up dehydrated and my mouth tastes like garbage had a wild party in it and threw up.

I’m glad that my nephew’s teacher last year sent out a message to allow family to donate to those parties. I’ve paid for a few.

I’m also sad that it has come to that.

He waffled about what the book was really about. At first he said it was censorship. Later in life he said it was intended as a searing indictment of the looming cultural distraction of technology, most notably television according to his biographer Sam Weller.

Which is wild considering he wrote scripts for the Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Presents, then had Ray Bradbury Theater in the 80s.

I bet they even told him the plan and he forgot.

I picked Elden Ring back up today (why no, it has nothing to do with the DLC). I’m still garbage.

Considering some of the sellers, they deserve each other. I have cash, don’t want to haggle, and can pick it up whenever it’s convenient. Three weeks later I’m either told it’s gone or asked what time I can be there.

I could have been there weeks ago. I already purchased one elsewhere. No need to get pissy when it’s been so long.