Gooning for rats
Gooning for rats
Wait, this guy published “is Near” twenty years ago and then UNIRONICALLY published “is Nearer”?
Come the fuck on, this has to be satire?
The sequel to “Apocalypse Now”, “Apocalypse Even More Presently”
They do. Source: I worked in at MSFT in Azure Identity. It’s completely separate, has its own rollout schedule for all products, etc.
There’s also a physically separate cloud for China 🙃
A fantastic day for capitalism!
Iirc OpenAI uses Microsoft’s cloud?
If so, MSFT has a special airgapped cloud specifically for USGov.
unAmerican
This is somehow the worst thing Republicans did this year.
Funny, since my #1 issue with EZ is that he pulls his punches a bit too much IMO. Just call Altman a talentless cunt mate, we all know that deep in our hearts.
Hey, want some comedy advice? Read the room.
Well, there is no ethical work under capitalism.
Also he clearly has good intentions when it comes to what jobs he seeks.
I don’t even know what that means, fortunately I guess.
I can’t see the posts since they were removed, so this is amazing. I have no idea how he went from crypto-scented energy whataboutism to transphobia in three comments flat.
Also two bans in three comments is some quality speedrunning, awful-systems any%.
“fairy alien nazi”? What kind of a multiclass is this
Honestly, EU could just operate on an “opposite-day” policy, where they consequently outlaw every business practice Facebook (“Meta”) partakes in, and it would be 99% correct and beneficial to every citizen.
$60 an hour? You could hire someone to be your girlfriend at that rate.
I can be your girlfriend at that rate.
I remember back in 2017 I was commuting somewhere via a tram in Warsaw and I got out near the city center. In front of me there was a gigantic ad on a building, I’m talking like full 6 stories high, and wider still. It was for some brand new smartphone, with 1/3 of the space being taken by the picture of its back, and the rest displaying in large, proud letters “AI POWERED CAMERA”.
It was at this point a shiver down my spine told me it was the end. We were all doomed. Nothing meant anything anymore. Has anything felt real since then? Maybe all the weirdness, all the uncanniness, traces back to that time. Maybe I fell asleep at the tram and never woke up. Maybe someone put me into an Inception-style dream sequence. If you can write that, if you can spend money on having that written and shown to thousands of innocent people, as if it meant anything, fucking anything at all, as if the word “AI” there had any value or, indeed, strict meaning for everyone reading it. Do you think the marketing people that came up with it knew what it meant? Do you think the graphic designer, forced to type those letters with his bare hands, knew what they meant? Do you think the people hired to put it up knew what it meant? Such a long chain of people, starting from some insane exec shitting out “AI GOOD SELL”, and then everyone dutifully rolling that turd along the way until it fell right through my pupils. Such a waste of time, resources, dignity. And for what? And for what.
Now this is the shit. This right here. The only usecase for genAI - massively uncanny shitposts meant for consumption at 3AM in a dark corner of YouTube while on vibes enhancing substances.
This is what god wouldn’t have wanted and therefore is what we must pursue.
Hey, GitHub might be shitty in the browser, but did you consider that it’s also shitty as an Android app?
the mythical Amazon scale
Ah yes, Amazon, the company with literally the shittiest front-end of all in existence. AWS is downright unusable outside of the CLI, but hey, at least they scale??
That’s such a weird notion. My personal projects are the cutest, most groomed pieces of code I write, cause I do it out of my own volition. The code at work? Just any shite that passes the review so that I don’t have to look at that codebase or think about it lest eldritch worms consume my sanity.
Disruption!