This dude is a Russian asset too right? Him, Crowder, cucker tarlson, Candace Owen’s, the hodge twins…not just tim pool and the other two…it’s this guy too right?

I’ve not see a man this afraid of a woman since Ryan Dunn.

Hear me out, because I might be getting delusional here. There’s been plenty of evidence that he is a Russian asset. There is also rampant shit spewing out of his mouth at every turn about how the system is rigged etc. and that his people should get ready for a civil war when he loses blah blah.

Is it impossible to think that this is Russia’s endgame? Fuck having a puppet in office if he could get a number of people to revolt and take to the streets. This is assuming the number of brainwashed idiots is high enough to do more than Jan 6.

Thoughts?

Does his case for not debating her have anything to do with him pissing his pants?

To an extent this is my marriage. My wife and I both own our own companies. Mine is much more established and therefore offers me some leeway on my in office time (I’m an accountant). This means I often spend more time taking care of our children. I also cook, make grocery store trips, clean (to an extent), etc. She still helps around the house which isn’t ad much as it used to be. But I see her working her ass off so I don’t complain.

As for protecting me…no. I’m a pretty large dude. 6’3" 250. So unfortunately when things go bump in the night ya boi gets to go investigate.

Girl’s, how long have you been holding that fart?

A gauntlet that lets you control metal like magneto.

But only if no one is wearing it.

Gisele montes

The foo fighters: there goes goes my hero with a boner

Aerosmith: dude looks like a lady with a boner

Tupac: hit em up with a boner

Brand New: sic transit Gloria…glory fades with a boner

Sum 41: in too deep with a boner

Creedance Clearwater revival: fortunate son with a boner

CCR: born on the bayou with a boner

Little Richard: long tall Sally with a boner

Elvis Presley: in the ghetto with a boner

The get up kids: coming clean with a boner

Alesana: the artist with a boner

Various artists: come all ye faithful with a boner

Nirvana: come as you are with a boner

Rich Bryan: dat $tick with a boner

J Cole: middle child with a boner.

This is a semi spicy take but hear me out. He went on for like 5 albums about what a lonely piece of shit he was and that no one loved him and he was a horrible person. He even alludes to being a predator in Science Fiction. I think the song is called, “in the water.” While I would never condone what he did, his actions, in a way validate his music. Something that was often in doubt for me in that genre.

The line I’m referring too is, “hide your daughters, the old men say. We were young once before, we know how we get our way.”

So Isaac Brock has been right for like 20 years? “The universe is shaped exactly like the earth. If you go straight long enough you end up where you were.”

Get lunch and a pint at the cheers pub!

Where is Jared Kushner and Ted “I’m not a lizard man” Cruz in all of this?